"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

(The Chinese waiter is hidden in the pic, maybe to conceal his identity...:)  :-)  :-)

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .

 In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken.......................

The following conversation-sort-of-interview went this way and you have to read it over and over again until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel

guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,

we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you!  :-)  :-)

P.S. This is a forward email from a fellow friend blogger and with permission, I am posting it here to share what a wonderful morning it could be to read something like this. 

Posted for Sunday Scribblings

DAB HAND

Daintily
Amazingly
Brilliantly

He strokes on
A canvas and a
New masterpiece is
Delightedly given life.

Written for Amias' Acrostic Only

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Departed Against Her Will

Tiny, unwanted

Sinless, innocent

Little fetus, departed

From her mother's womb.

She will cry no more

Giggle and laugh no more

Play and dance no more

Live and grow no more.

She was put to rest prematurely

Went back to dust forlornly 

She will never see the light of this world

And see the beauty of it all.

She will no longer feel the love of her mother

Or have the chance to know her real father

She can no longer make her mother happy

Or make her father proud of her.

Poor, guiltless, pitiful little fetus

She was not given the chance to live

To prove her worth or gift

For she was so helpless and was forced

To depart from her mother's womb.

Written for One Single Impression Prompt

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The wonder of it all...

A hot and long shower.....

....soothes my tired body and sad feelings....




A walk in the park.....

......sounds romantic to me.....




A hot cup of tea, coffee, chocolate or milk.....

.....keeps me going.....





Crying my heart out.....

......let the tears fall, feels better after it.....

On top of a mountain.....
..I'd be amazed with God's creations.....

A walk in the beach.....

.....I long to have one.....



A soft touch on my hand.....

.....I'd feel feverish.......


A kiss on the cheeks.....

.....that's so sweet of you......

Whispers "I love you....."

.....my heart goes pitter-patter....


Tells me he misses me....

...Oh, I'm on cloud 9....




A call before I sleep....

....gives me a deep slumber.....




A tight hug....

.....I feel safe in his arms....



He'd write a poem for me.....

..I'll forever remember it....





He'd asks me "how are you today?...."

....feels he cares for me.....




Alone in my room....

.....gives me the needed solitude....



And so my blogging buddies, what can it do to you, too???? Share me....:)

DONA NOBIS PACEM

GRANT US PEACE

God Almighty

Reach us

A world in chaos

Needing

Total harmony.

Universal pandemonium

Sickening sight.

Peoples of

Every nation

Are victims of

Confusion, anarchy

Endless bedlam.

Written for Amias' Acrostic Only

Linked to Mimi's Peace Blog