Folks, before I will go on a holiday a couple of days from now (wish me luck and happiness buddies...*wink, wink*:)......I would like to post a kilometric blog and I hope I will not lull you to sleep reading this. It is a mixture of some thoughts that may make you smile, that may make you hate me, especially the guys (peace!) and that may give you second thoughts (for the young at heart) especially the ladies....:)!!!
It took me several days to pen this, and then I found out that I can go on and on writing about men, (Oh, Men!), but I may be harboring ill-feelings if I won't stop just for the right period!!!Lols!!!
So here buddies, fasten your seatbealt and let's have some kind of fun...(not really) coz' I know every other guy who'll read this will start bawling at me helplessly and in silence (I am out of reach, you know!) and if it would be possible for them, may start cursing me under the sun! Lols!!!
To the ladies, I admonish you that you must heed to me if you wish to have a happy life, because I wish that you must not or should I say:
Don't love a talkative man
he always feels he has
the gift of gab!
Don't love a boastful man
when all you have to do
is take the winds out of his sail!
Don't love a mean man
when all he has to do
is embarrass you infront of his friends!
Don't love an elusive man
he will keep you guessing
when he will come to you!
Don't love an old man
he will be too happy
he found the best homecare in you!
Don't love a poor man
you will always feel
hunger pangs in your stomach!
Don't love a silent man
when all you have to do
is put words into his mouth!
Don't love a bespectacled man
your beauty is useless
as he is blind as bat!
Don't love a broke man
he will always keep
a tight rein on your expenditures!
Don't love a brainy man
he will only have
an endless debate with you!
Don't love a masquerading man
his character could only
stir up a hornet's nest!
Don't love a poet
if he writes a poem for you
it will just be pure fiction!
Don't love a moron
you will only regret
how foolish you are!
Don't love a desperate and irritable man
small words you say would always seem
like a red rag to a bull!
Don't love a naughty man
he would be whistling at the sight
of the beautiful girl next door!
Don't love a young man
you're just as good
as a sugar Mom!
Don't love a pretentious man
you'd be surprised
he's just a wolf in sheep's clothing!
Don't love a bemedalled man
he may always have the
tendency to blow his own trumpet!
Don't force your man to love your blogging world
you can't make a silk purse
out of a sow's ear!
Don't love a Scrooge man
he has no right
to treat you less of a person!
Don't love a romantic man
he will only promise you
the moon, the sun, the stars above!
Don't love a thoughtful man
he might think
you're a gold digger!
Don't love a good samaritan
once he bumps his head on a wall he would realize
it was just his spur of the moment decision!
Now, what's left for you to choose from? NOTHING!!! But hey, I have no right to keep you from your happiness! Lols! You have the right to choose the best and before you plunge into the abyss of pure bliss (as what you think), please don't forget to leave a suicide note! He he he!!! Peace to all!
Happy reading! Hope I made you smile even for just a fleeting moment!!! See you in two-weeks' time! Hope to be back soon, earlier! Promise!!!
Ciao.....:)...;)
