Hey folks, I was about to forgo with this interview which I have started last Monday because there were unexplained occurrences that happened. I was doing this interview for submission at Sunday Scribblings and just for the fun of it.
This idea came into mind not because I saw the movie but because the prompt was Interview. I am no horror flick fan. My kids do. I have not seen the movie either. But then I thought it was just for fun. I am no vampire either. If I am, I will suck all the blood I could have over here at bloggerville...he he he....:)
No offense meant buddies, if I have to quote your name here, am doing it just for fun...:)
The interview went this way:
AMITY: "Vampire, why do you have to make some glitches over our first interview Monday night? I am supposed to finish this and post it that same night. But look, what have you done? Good, Shraddha told me that there's no conversation that appeared between us and that you put me in a bad light over my readers. I hate what you did. Just keep your mouth off Shraddha. She's a doctor, she will give you what you deserve".
VAMPIRE. "Well, you were not concentrating on the interview then Amity, you shuttle from Farmville to Cafe World then to me and then to Island Paradise and that made me feel sooooo..... dizzy I could hardly follow you".
AMITY: "Enough of that! Now this time, I am 100% with you now. So why do you want this interview then? Anything significant?"
VAMPIRE: "While going through your space, I found out you've got so many friends over here and they are really very palatable......yummmy.....the beautiful, the intelligent, the brainy, I can name them, you have them."
AMITY: "You mean Meow, Yellow Tulip, Maddy, Prams, Preety, Lena and Priya?"
VAMPIRE: "That's right Amity, That's what I like in you, you really tell me the truth".
AMITY: "Get away from them, I'd sprinkle salt and vinegar over you if you ever lay your fangs on them. I have my Bible and crucifix here beside me, just hidden under my pillow".
VAMPIRE: "Okay, okay, fine! Then could you give me as a bonus some handsome guys over there? I have been fancying them for quite a time now. First on my list is Leo, then Dev, Hary, and.....some i can't identify, they're hiding under some pseudonym eh"!
AMITY: "Don't you like KP or Carlos or Jim?"
VAMPIRE: "Nah! Their blood don't taste delicious anymore".
AMITY: "How about Amias, sure Amias can get the hell out of you here".
VAMPIRE: "Oh no! Am so afraid of her mask, seems laced with some metals, we vampires are afraid of".
AMITY: "Well, I have nothing to give you now. I find you very choosy".
VAMPIRE: "How about Princess Nuchu? I also have that wild fancy over royal bloods eh"....
AMITY: "No, I won't ever give her to you, she calls me Mom and I call her my daughter, I will be your best enemy if you will ever touch her".
VAMPIRE: "Okay, okay I respect your wishes Amity. It seems there's nothing I can gain with this interview. I am so hungry now, I am getting older because all I could suck now are bloods from those whose been way past their retirement, and I will never tell their names now or else you will shower me with vinegar and garlic".
AMITY: "Okay, so next time, don't ever attempt to come over here at bloggerville, they will have fun talking about you and they may make you a sensational victim. Go to pubs and disco houses, lots of young people are there, wild and really young. You can have your giant share of the crowd there."
VAMPIRE: "Thanks Amity for accommodating me here, and sorry about last Monday night. I just can't bear to be ignored here because I am really itching to have a taste of your friends' bloods. I love to suck blood of brainy people you know!"
AMITY: " I forgive you but please no vampire interview again. I hate it, makes me sick of the idea."
Then the vampire left me and I was speechless after that interlude with him.