Tuesday, November 10, 2009

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...



(The Chinese waiter is hidden in the pic, maybe to conceal his identity...:)  :-)  :-)
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .
 In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken.......................
The following conversation-sort-of-interview went this way and you have to read it over and over again until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...


The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and room-service today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,
we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you!  :-)  :-)

P.S. This is a forward email from a fellow friend blogger and with permission, I am posting it here to share what a wonderful morning it could be to read something like this. 
Posted for Sunday Scribblings

18 comments:

  1. wow something really tickling...
    lol.....

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  2. oh..my godd...u posted it here..lol..was sumthin rlly funny fr me..i burst into laughters on reading the mail..newys, thats enuff,i think..it mite b rlly the way it wrks in China..
    Tanjooberrymutts for Sharing with all..:)

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  3. Ribtickler this one certainly is.It is a real fun to communicate like this and finally make sense of what is said.Tanjooberrymutts for sharing this hilarious conversation

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  4. Tanjooberrymutts...for sharing this...

    This is totally hilarious..

    Great post..

    :-)

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  5. Wow :) :) Great Wonderful Fabulous Post Dear :) :)

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  6. lol very funny it is... loved it sooooooo much TANJOOBERRYMUTTS for sharing this Amity :)

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  7. Hello Maddy;

    ...so glad I maddy you laugh...:)

    tanjooberrymuttss...:)

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  8. KP;

    ..tanjooberrymutts....:)

    keep coming back...;)

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  9. Dev:

    really, nice i made you laugh...:)

    tanjooberrymuttss...;)

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  10. Meow,

    same here, tajooberrymutts for loving this post...:)

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  11. ohh, it reversed, the guest now become the room service and the room service becomes the guest at the end of the conversation,....well,...tanjooberrymutss for sharing this rumbled conversation of two diff. races....hahahahaha.

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  12. Windel:

    well, isn't it some fun speakin to a Chinese?

    tanjooberrymuts you can back here for a long time...:)

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  13. ha ha funny take!!! luvd it! quite having trouble pronouncing that though! :D

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  14. HaRy:

    that's another side of the funny thing, me, too had a hard time pronouncing it, or i never cared pronouncing it, eh... he he he:)

    thanks HaRy, made you happy!

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  15. Indrajit;

    ..is that all? anyways, tanjoberrymutts...:)

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