It is so fun to be dumb...!!!

.....first read this post/tag over Leo's place but got no nerve to comment on it, was tired and maybe it was a bad hair day for me...)
.....then i saw in Mads/Madhu's place a post that seems familiar to me, clicked on it then again the same thing that i saw at Leo's but here I was tagged by Mads...:)

.....thanks Mads, am dying to answer this tag, too and find out how dumb I am...:) want to get more [x]'s than you this time, ha ha ha....:)

"The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are...." that's what Madhu says...!!!

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 4

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 6

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 7

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire ...
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 8

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 11

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 15

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 16

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

Total 18 = (18/37)*100 = 48.64% waaaa....dumbest of all..!!!
what...???????? ....this is no longer fun at all....:(.....but i enjoyed it, huh!!!
(Am not sure how to compute the result so I asked my ward to do it for me....huh! so dumb on numbers, me I mean, ha ha ha!!!) It is so fun to be dumb....!

But, dumb as I am here, I'd confess I am dumbest when it comes to love...:)  LOL!!!

Would like to tag Meow, PS, Hemu and Rane  and whosoever wants to find out how funny dumby he/she is...:) Do it just for fun buddies...:)